So, full disclosure: I have a site meter. And this site meter usually lays pretty dormant. I'm sure if it had the capabilities of talking, it would say "Look pal, fuck off, it's just you that keeps looking at your own shitty page, asshat" [Whoa, those site meters have foul mouths]. However, the one advantage is that it tells me what searches landed on my page....and for the past three days, these are the searches that have hit my page:
[in the quotes are the actual search terms that have hit on this site; the rest is my interpretation of what the "searcher" was thinking]
"Where do Cougars come from" -- aww shit, I got this stupid-ass blog. How am I gonna finish this damn report on "Cougars"? I wish that jerk Ronald hadn't stolen my original topic "Stealth Bombers"; I hate that guy. Alright, back to the search, gotta be more specific:
"Where do Cougars live in the world" Aww fuck, stupid blog again...screw this, I just wanna see cougar pictures...
"Pictures of Cougars in motion" what the hell?!? how did this asshole's site show up for this? False advertising...just some pictures of drunks...Alright, this is useless,....maybe if I put a specific number of animals I wanna see...ain't nothin better than a jampile of cats...
"Over Thirty Cougars" What the hell?!?!? alright, I think the internet's broken....[ed. note: I do realize the alternate usage for cougars was likely what they meant here; see urban dictionary for a definition].....screw this, i'm turning to porn....
"Hot Honey Cougars" DAMNIT...the blog again.....fuck this, I'm converting to Islam....
"hijra"
I apologize to both the person that was doing the report on cougars and the person that was looking for religion....and anyone else that has stumbled on to this blog. I owe you your time back....
Sorry about not posting more; have been SUPER busy over the past little bit....will try more perhaps this weekend?!?!? Later....
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