I just got new work shoes this week. Woohoo! Except they're super stiff and make me walk all funny. Boo! Instead of one click as I'm stepping down the tiled hallway, I have a series of clicks and taps as my feet roll through a variety of positions they have never been in before. If there were any chance that I could regain my dignity, my fucked up gait has made sure that it's not gonna happen today. Well, at least I'm glad I don't have to wear high heels (in public).
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-Whoa! I thought I was an asshole: you can apparently by Vincent Gallo's sperm on his web site....yeah, that's shitty enough, however, the text under it is apparently supposed to offend every single group on the planet....you did a great job vince, way to go.
-Hey, ever been asked in an interview "Where do you see yourself in Five years?" Well, be able to tell them exactly, with this five year planner ....but you better be prepared to not get the job if you turn to the page only to find "Eat more Doritos" written there.
-Hey, you think cuteoverload.com is cute? Do you tell your boyfriend you have a headache, but are really watching the butterstick pandacam? Do you think of Butterstick while making love? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, you will shit yourself when you see this
-you better go clean yourself up.
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